**note** I wrote this for weekend fun, yet due to a really awesome blackout at my apartment you get this post on Monday!

Paris Hilton

So Paris Hilton’s album SINGLE came out this past week, to say the least it’s utter garbage. Her single “stars are blind” has the most rediculous ragae beat, and her voice? How produced is that? The one thing that will sell this album pretty much just like any other pop star: HER BODY. Sure Lindsey Lohan has bigger boobs, Brittney Spears used to be hot, and well Cristina Aguilara just kinda lost her mind when she grew that weird hair awhile back. The point I’d like to make even thought I don’t know Paris Hilton except for what she tells the world, she uses her body; and well.

Just for fun, here is some crappy photoshop of the other three ladies that love to make albums: [click for larger version]

Brittney Lohan Aguilara

I thought the lyrics are amazing too, please read them all here.

My favorite line:
“‘Cause I don’t find too many guys
That treat me like you do.
Those other guys all wanna take me for a ride”

My Response to that last line:
AND HAVE.

Needless to say, these two songs on her profile will most likely be playing everywhere soon and “Turn It Up” in all the clubs. Get ready and go deaf early.

So just to be on top of things, Paris Hilton’s “Stars Are Blind” is my new myspace song.

p.s. This post I initially sent out as a myspace bulletin. Just so you all know, I love to look at Paris, just not listen.